Its just you and your hand tonight (for life)

June 23, 2007 at 10:53 am Leave a comment

Kill me D.E.A.D

Si every one knows am a lazy ass who can’t write more than one post a week, but here Iam doing my third of the week! There is a reason people, am not one to break tradition for nothing!

Anyway remember this?
For those who can’t be bothered to click, the gist of the story is boy meets girl, boy loves girl, girl loves boy. Boy meets another girl, boy marries other girl! Yada yada yada, heartbreaks galore….Then Karma pays a visit. Seriously click and read its much easier.

Half is to wake up this morning to find an email in my inbox: I will copy part of it:

I know you have heard that (blip name) and I broke up. It does seem like am writing to you because am alone now. But you know me better than that. Even before we broke up with (blip) I had started questioning my decision to break up with you………………..
On and on it went in the same vein!

Oh thank you sooo very much, here I was sitting under the mugumo tree for years just waiting for this. As you know my life came to a stand still ever since you left, I have spent the last few years visiting witchdoctors in ukambani and Bakari in coast all in the hopes that you will come back to me!

What is wrong with your ass? Ati I know you better than what? *sticking out tongue* Kubaff! you think you are who? Coming here to disrupt my life! Kwani am I your mother you come crying to me after you have been taught a lesson by life? I need one very (and I mean really really) good reason why I should even read your email! Why I did not block you years ago I dont know, but I guess I thought I would never hear from you again!

Does this man have a disorder or somethin? What on God’s earth could have prompted him to think that I will consider what he is saying? Enyewe dudes hebu help me out here? and NO I have never given him any hint that I may take him back!

Aki wacha tu I fika kenya, am calling my dead grandmother, this HINDIOT must disappear! As Pink says: Its just you and your hand tonight!

To more pleasant update:

BAT- minus 2 ( ti hi hi hi)

H ‘n’H- 3

Cheering Squad – 3

D1- 4


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