Archive for July, 2007

Kumbe its not only in Sudan!


Man walks free after sheep refuses to testify

Sheep

A sheep like this couldn’t take the stand

A man who was accused of having sex with a sheep has walked free after the animal was unable to testify.

The man, from Haaksbergen, near Utrecht, the Netherlands, was reported to police after a farmer caught him having sex with a sheep.

But the case was thrown out of court as the sheep couldn’t take to the stand to testify it didn’t want to have sex and had suffered emotional stress.

 

This is the most hilarious thing I have read since the year began!

July 31, 2007 at 11:41 am 22 comments

Karibuni!

New home! so am off to unpack and buy new curtains!

Shall invite you soon for  house warning lakini kila mtu must carry their own poison!

July 26, 2007 at 10:22 am 16 comments

Tagged again?

Ati I was been tagged again (twice!) doesn’t anyone respect bloggers block anymore? Who is responsible for this tagging business? WHO? OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!

Seeing as I have done this before, I have nothing more to add. So let me steal the format from Klara (yeah kwani there is someone who doesn’t know how lazy I am?)

1. Where is your cell phone…switched off
2 Relationship… Cheating
3 Your hair….Dreadlocks
4 Work… Sax
5 Your sisters….Love them (xcept one)

6 Your favorite things…. Football, sex, beer, novels
7 Your dream last night...A bit disturbing
8 Your favorite drink….Water
9 Your dream car….Any convertible
10 The room you’re in….UGLY

11 Your shoes… Flat/snickers
12 Your fears….dying alone
13 What do you want to be in 10 years…..still pissed at the world
14 Who did you hang out with this weekend…..Cheating husband (see 2 above)
15 What are you not good at….. Being pitied


16 Muffins? Rarely
17 Wish-list item..Seychelles
18 Where you grew upSchool

19 The last thing you did…plagiarised this format!
20 What are you wearing…Jeans

21 What are you not wearing… Aiiii
22 Your favorite pet…NONE

23 Your computer…needs to be flushed in the toilet!
24 Your life…could do with some colour
25 Your moodwishy washy

26 Missing…Family
27 What are you thinking about….the weekend (see 2 above)
28 Your dream location…..Seychelles
29 Your Ex…..Had better be miserable and/or dead!
30 Your Favorite Item… Ipod

31 Your favorite color….Blue
32 Last time you laughed… This morning
33 Last time you cried…2006
34 School….Should be banned
35 Love ..Forbidden is the best! (see 2 above)

Haki do I want to do this to anyone?

  • Haya Kirima si I jua how much you hate this tagging business! And just to prove that you aint dead!

  • EGM just to reiterate my love for you!
  • That joke blog!

Enjoy your week Y’all

July 23, 2007 at 11:59 am 5 comments

Patting myself on the back!

Hey Y’all………..
I know, I know. But life is hard when you are living in the bush.
But me like many others before me have lost blog Mojo! so I am writing this to inform everyone that I have lost blog mojo ( seeeee!)

Anyways, to all my cheering fans, I would like to update you and tell you that I have still not visited Koinange street! Meaning am still smoke free! (jig). Six weeks and counting ( sticking tongue out at all Doubting Thomases)

As for that idiot! (yeah that one- previous post) you will all be very proud to know that I have not yielded to tempation. He is still in the past!

And since this post is titled Patting my self, let me do the final pat by saying am still on the Bilaz train! (yes it is a good thing)

Ok enjoy yourselves….
BTW what happened to Sis bigbones? Any ideas?

July 19, 2007 at 11:17 am Leave a comment