Kumbe its not only in Sudan!

July 31, 2007 at 11:41 am 22 comments

Man walks free after sheep refuses to testify


A sheep like this couldn’t take the stand

A man who was accused of having sex with a sheep has walked free after the animal was unable to testify.

The man, from Haaksbergen, near Utrecht, the Netherlands, was reported to police after a farmer caught him having sex with a sheep.

But the case was thrown out of court as the sheep couldn’t take to the stand to testify it didn’t want to have sex and had suffered emotional stress.


This is the most hilarious thing I have read since the year began!


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  • 1. betty  |  July 31, 2007 at 12:29 pm

    This is the most hilarious thing I have read since the year began! that makes two of us..

    and now how do you position ureself behind a sheep and do it??aiiish cummon now, that’s just gross!!

    Ti hi hi, this really really made me laugh

  • 2. kirima  |  July 31, 2007 at 2:05 pm

    hehehe! thats a laugh kumbe even in Holland they have sheep molesters and ati no harm was caused to the sheep. this is crazier than 3n’s sheep porn

    3N really needs to comment on this! they prolly traumatised their sheep

  • 3. eddie  |  July 31, 2007 at 2:49 pm

    Oh! my God.. thats a lie? Don`t tell me its true…Oh my…

    How the hell didi they expect the sheep to testify..The judges were more dumb…

    In fact the sheep was so wise not to speak..the judges are the ones who must take the shame…

    They know every well that the sheep won`t talk..

    Am getting angry..let me leave it here…

    this people are more stupid than the sheep!

  • 4. Mocha!  |  July 31, 2007 at 3:36 pm

    LOL! Hilarious!

    HAIYA…you have made a full transition to WP? Nice one! 😉

    Yap nimehama kabisa!

  • 5. archer  |  July 31, 2007 at 6:07 pm

    LMAO!!! But even that judge surely?! Did he seriously expect the sheep to testify?

    can you imagine if he was hearing your case? what sort of stupid sentences would he come up with?

  • 6. inexess  |  July 31, 2007 at 6:07 pm

    Can anyone confirm location of 3N?? He has been known to have some experience when it comes to sheep mating….

    seems to be MIA!

  • 7. three types of crazy  |  July 31, 2007 at 10:12 pm

    3n unajitetea ukiwa wapi????

    can those judges either just out themselves in prison ama they go back to school- seriously. atii “animal rights” ama ninini this sheep is being brough as witness ama evidence.

    And how should the sheep have given the evidence….over to you 3N

    the sheep was eti supposed to sema how she was traumatised! Hi hi hi

  • 8. Chatterly  |  July 31, 2007 at 11:04 pm

    new home nice nice 🙂
    i wonder what the judgment would have been if the sheep would have told how the man rammed his D*#k. LOOL

    ROFL! ha ha ha ha!

  • 9. Jamvi  |  August 1, 2007 at 10:23 am

    The Dutch are a weird lot. How on earth …. ???

    HINDIOTS! and they sema africans are sutupid!

  • 10. Gishungwa  |  August 1, 2007 at 2:40 pm

    Only Zungs would think that way. We miros would get a nyahunyo and beat the demons out of the man.

  • 11. kipepeo  |  August 2, 2007 at 12:11 pm

    Ok, I am disturbed by this! Even more so because my baby brother is going to study in that weird country this month!!! hmmm

  • 12. Bomseh  |  August 2, 2007 at 12:25 pm

    I thought it happens in Kitale only.

    And the fact that 3N is nowhere to be seen is worrying too. Hebu ajitetee.

  • 13. Klara  |  August 2, 2007 at 1:25 pm


  • 14. prou  |  August 2, 2007 at 1:57 pm

    Ngai fafa.
    1st coz it could have happened – mating with a sheep
    2nd coz someone thought of taking it to court and lastly the statement by the judge.
    How weird can you get?

    Me likes your new house!

  • 15. makanga  |  August 3, 2007 at 12:29 am

    I hear the accused snuck in Dieter, the local mutton merchant into the court room. I wouldn’t say shit neither.

    Nice digs.

  • 16. 3N  |  August 3, 2007 at 4:53 pm

    As a shephered and a sheep mating expert, nitajitetea nikiwa pande wa kondoo. You see the issue is not this specific mbuzi, it’s about all the other sheep that get violated and cannot speak for themselves …what about the sudanese victim or the karumaindo or the kianjogu one that were abused and their tomenter walked free? Who will speak for them, when will they have their day in court?

    I am urging all shepherds to not let this sacrificial lamb suffer in vain. We cannot have men eating tasty sheep in ways that would make my grandfather come back and bithslap any offender.

    This is outrageous, degrading, it’s unacceptable and we will not tolerate it. Kama ni njaa we are okay, chinja mbuzi chemsha supu, kula mutura, furahia. Lakini mahanjaamz peleka bibi yako, akikataa tafuta gashungwa na ka kikataa na hauna pesa ya kwenda koinange, basi nunua vasiline kubwa, jisaidie.

    p.s. @HnH, i can’t believe I haven’t pitiad here before…SHAME on me.

  • 17. three types of crazy  |  August 3, 2007 at 6:11 pm

    @3N- your appointment to see daktari has been booked. Leave the sheep behind……NOT LITERALLY.

  • 18. Bomseh  |  August 4, 2007 at 6:19 pm

    Seems like 3N has changed camp eeh?

  • 19. kipusa  |  August 6, 2007 at 9:45 am

    i hear of such all the time, ati the kondoo could not testify, LMAO

  • 20. aegeus  |  August 6, 2007 at 2:23 pm

    Now when did mbuzis start talking now? Least of all do public speaking? Aii!!

  • 21. mwariwadavid  |  August 7, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    Hi hnh! Looooong time since I visited. I see you finally ditched blogger for good.

    That is a weird story- but i’ve heard it before. And I thought that women outnumber men-let me stop there!

    How is your smoking ban going? I hope you are still on…

  • 22. lukas  |  August 23, 2007 at 4:46 pm

    thats a disturbing story,as for the judge,who doesnt understand sheep language,meeeeh means yeees he did it!!!!!


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