Haki am still alive!

September 5, 2007 at 12:22 pm 16 comments

Hallo people,

sorry been away for a while, my office seems to think they should milk every single bit of intelligence (Yes I have some of that! X am not an imbecile)  I got before I finally leave them.

I did arrive in Kenya, and I did know about the meet up last sato, but I was in a land far far away, near nairobi!

This was just a shor post to reassure everyone that I have not been kidnapped, but still on a break trying to sort out some shit! So fear not, will be back after a short while.

Happy times Y’all:

Side bar:

A man was brought before the judge and charged with Necrophilia that is – (making love to a dead person) The judge told him, “In 20 years on the bench, I’ve never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn’t lock you up and throw away the key!”
The man replied, “I’ll give you THREE good reasons:
1.It’s none of your damn business;
2.She was my wife; and…..
3.I didn’t KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!”

So ladies try to move a little during the game.
Guys, if a lady is not moving, stop immediately and check if she is alive.

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Good bye Bet you thought I went missing!

16 Comments Add your own

  • 1. kipusa  |  September 5, 2007 at 1:02 pm

    welcome then

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  • 2. Klara  |  September 5, 2007 at 3:37 pm

    LOL
    Thank God! U are still alive! (Signing)

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  • 3. Kirima  |  September 5, 2007 at 8:01 pm

    You are definately very alive not like that cold wife LOL!!

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  • 4. archer  |  September 5, 2007 at 8:52 pm

    Ah! There you are!

    Ati “ladies try to move a bit during the game” stories abound of wives who are so bored during the act that they’re busy filing their nails while the poor hubby sweats it off.

    Reply
  • 5. threetypesofcrazy  |  September 5, 2007 at 9:08 pm

    and so she lives.

    eerrrr I think the man should be allowed to walk!

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  • 6. sisbigbones  |  September 6, 2007 at 3:05 am

    LOL…nice to see you HnH, good luck with sorting out your issues. We all need to take time off and do that from time to time.

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  • 7. Xs  |  September 6, 2007 at 11:38 am

    You could have fooled me….LOL

    Alafu that shit u gotta sort…si we said you wachana with married men? Utachomwa na maji moto mami…LOL

    Reply
  • 8. Bomseh  |  September 6, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    She’s alive!! How is the no smoking with you? Still not at it? Or do I say still at it?

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  • 9. Be silent  |  September 7, 2007 at 1:25 pm

    Ha ha ha so is the judge kinda lost this one

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  • 10. kip  |  September 7, 2007 at 5:26 pm

    your makendes sound interesting………….

    why did you leave sudan.. thought thats where the $$$$$ …ama iiizback to roots ?

    Reply
  • 11. Chatterly  |  September 10, 2007 at 1:31 pm

    good to hear you are ok 🙂

    Reply
  • 12. threetypesofcrazy  |  September 13, 2007 at 8:45 pm

    PROVE IT NOW!

    Reply
  • 13. kipusa  |  September 17, 2007 at 10:27 am

    LMAO

    Reply
  • 14. Klara  |  October 4, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    LOL
    Lakini uko wapi????

    Reply
  • 15. modoathii  |  October 5, 2007 at 11:13 am

    really, na umeenda wapi tena…hata kama pia mi nilipotea…

    ndio it’s nice to have bibi on top…akikufa, atakuangukia…na utajua….

    Reply
  • 16. bantutu  |  October 20, 2007 at 5:48 pm

    She back and gone at the same time…Now how, why…

    Reply

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