15 other uses for VODKA

October 29, 2008 at 11:12 pm 12 comments

***** Lift rock, peep, look around, crawl out, copy and past****

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1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

13 Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the rush oil from your skin.

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

And silly me. I’ve only been drinking the stuff!!!

***Crawl back under rock*****

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12 Comments Add your own

  • 1. 3N  |  October 30, 2008 at 12:00 am

    silly me too, I just drink it. now i know what to use it for….

    crawl back soon

    Reply
  • 2. 3N  |  October 30, 2008 at 12:00 am

    more like crawl out of the hole

    Reply
  • 3. 3TOC  |  October 30, 2008 at 1:57 am

    she blogged. let me do a dance before I go read. dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, still dancing, dancing……….off to read

    Reply
  • 4. 3TOC  |  October 30, 2008 at 1:57 am

    I finally have use of vodka.

    Reply
  • 5. nzembi  |  October 30, 2008 at 6:37 am

    Wash my hair with vodka? Lol.

    Reply
  • 6. pinkmemoirs  |  October 30, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    Mmmmh. Now I know what to tell my mum…it’s for cleaning my glasses 🙂

    We miss ya!

    Reply
  • 7. prou  |  October 30, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    The makers of vodka will not be happy to have the precious stuff put to such “interesting” uses, but if it gets you from other the rock…hakuna shida.

    Reply
  • 8. prou  |  October 30, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    I meant under the rock…

    Reply
  • 9. 31337  |  November 2, 2008 at 10:24 am

    er, OK!

    Reply
  • 10. archer  |  November 5, 2008 at 2:10 am

    Can I cook chicken with vodka?

    Reply
  • 11. Half n Half  |  November 5, 2008 at 2:22 am

    Archer,
    Yes you can! seriously..tried and tested.

    But you need to marinate the chicken in the vodka. But make sure all the eaters consume alcohol otherwise you will loose friends

    Reply
  • 12. neema  |  December 11, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    eeer, scary, if vodka does all this, then i dont want to take it in anymore…

    Reply

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